These days everyone wants to be a thought leader.  Despite not having any idea what the term means, I thought I'd go ahead and throw my hat in the ring.  I'm going to show you how to write some gobbledygook and make everyone think you know what you are talking about:

Step 1: Pick a catchy title - everyone's into clickbait these days.  It's the only way to get a click so you might as well join in

Step 2: Make sure you have a list - bitches love lists.

Step 3: Throw in some inspirational quotes - despite the fact that there is research showing that you're an idiot if you do this, nobody cares and they'll still think you have passion and inspiration or something.

Step 4: Include multi-media and video presentations.  Video is all the rage and everyone thinks it's going to take their marketing into the stratosphere:

Step 5: Don't include too many steps, because most people can't count past 10 without taking off their shoes and socks

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Step 7: Profit!!

There you go.  Just make your own bullsh*t article just like this one and suddenly recruiters will be knocking down your door wanting to interview you for the next C-level position that your greedy little heart aspires to.