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Here are my favorite ways to mess with coworkers that are former management consultants working in tech in Silicon Valley. After they just explained a strategy say….”I get it, I do, but are we being strategic enough? I need you to think about this strategically” Everytime they say Mckinsey, Bain or BCG, ask “who is Mckinsey?” as if it’s a person. Pretend to have never heard of any of those firms. After seeing their 2x2 ask "Would this be clearer in a 2x4?" Try to keep a straight face. When they send you PPT decks...subtly change the fonts/formatting before sending it back to them. Ask them to run a big meeting without a PPT. :)

Akshay Patel

Private Credit Investing

5y

Dillon Bromley Kyle Fratello-Hakim did we give Mckinsey a bid? I think hes a legacy

Daniel Royer

AVP, Customer Experience Marketing

5y

Too funny! Love it.

Barron Webster

Talent Analytics at The Coca Cola Company

5y

The font thing just sent shivers down my spine

Mike Mallazzo

Head of BD & Partnerships @ Forum Brands

5y

Repeatedly use the phrase, "there's no I in MECE"

Samuel Rosas

Product Manager @ Peloton

5y

Messing with the fonts is an act of war

Ryan Van Wagoner

Founder, Elevate Product Marketing | Former Head of Marketing, Forethought | Salesforce PMM Alum | Notre Dame MBA

5y

This is amazing.

George Zeng

Product @ Instacart | Berkeley CS '19

5y

Ryan J. thought this was pretty funny

Indy Sen

Ecosystem @ Canva | Startup Advisor | Top 100 Product Marketing Mentor | Born in 🇫🇷 Made in 🇺🇸

5y

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