
Web Developer
Greater Los Angeles Area

Web Developer
Greater Los Angeles Area
I attended Cornell University, earning a Bachelor's degree in Evolution And Human Behavior. I didn't minor in anything, but if I had, it probably would have been something equally useless.
After graduation, I moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in being famous. Upon my arrival, I was informed that there were already enough famous people, and my services would not be needed.
Never one to be deterred, I enrolled in USC and earned a Master's degree in TV/Film Writing. "Now can I be famous?" I asked. "No, sorry," Los Angeles said. "But you can be unemployed, if you'd like."
Equipped with $200,000 in debt and zero marketable skills, I taught myself graphic design, HTML/CSS/JS, AS2/AS3, PHP/MySQL, AJAX, and a bunch of other acronyms. Then I somehow managed to convince some people that I actually know what all those letters mean.
Luckily for me, most companies' looking for a web developer want someone who is unusually handsome, athletic, and charming. When they can't find anybody like that, they hire me instead.
I now invest the bulk of my time running Transfusion Media, my Los Angeles based creative studio specializing in graphic design, PHP/MySQL programming and Flash development for Facebook apps, Flash widgets, websites, and Rich Internet Applications.
I have 8+ years of experience designing, programming, and launching websites from concept to completion. I am currently the lead developer of www.allaccess.com, the leading online trade publication for the radio and record industry, with over 100,000 registered users.
I haven't had any spare time since 1994, but if I did, I would spend it writing screenplays, playing professional basketball, becoming the next great white rapper, and napping.
If you're in the market for a Facebook app or any kind of web development work, drop me a message.
DESIGN
• Graphic design
• Flash widgets
• Software/UI design
• Key art & ads
• Brochures, fliers, biz cards
• Photo retouching & compositing
• Logo & identity
• Video editing
PROGRAMMING
• PHP/MySQL (OOP, design patterns, etc)
• Facebook Platform
• Flash AS 2/3
• Rich Internet Applications
• Custom CMS
• AJAX/Javascript/jQuery
• HTML/CSS
• XML/RSS
CREATIVE
• Online/offline narrative
• Creative copywriting
CONSULTING
• Facebook app development
• Social media branding
(Internet industry)
Currently holds this position
(Self-Employed; Myself Only; Entertainment industry)
May 2003 — Present (6 years 7 months)
(Sole Proprietorship; 1-10 employees; Internet industry)
August 2001 — Present (8 years 4 months)
Transfusion Media is a creative studio specializing in graphic design, PHP/MySQL programming and Flash development for Facebook apps, Flash widgets, websites, and Rich Internet Applications.
Masters , Film/TV Writing , 2001 — 2003
1994 — 1998