Bob Williams

Current

• The Man with the Hummus at Bob's House of Lingerie And Exotic Meats (Sole Proprietorship)
• Sports Writer at DL Newspapers

Past

• Journalist/Photojournalist/Blogger/Videographer/Web Editor at Fergus Falls Daily Urinal
• Ankle Grabber at XO Communications
• Philosopher at Ameriss

1 more...

Education

• St. Cloud State University

Connections

14 connections

Industry

Newspapers

Websites

• My Blog

Bob Williams’s Summary

On a lifelong quest for that mythical free bar tab.

Bob Williams’s Specialties:

We can go out for happy hour, drink for 9 hours and I'll still pound a liter of brandy...as long as there are enough smokes.

Bob Williams’s Experience

• The Man with the Hummus

  Bob's House of Lingerie And Exotic Meats (Sole Proprietorship)

  (Sole Proprietorship; Myself Only; Apparel & Fashion industry)

  December 2007 — Present (1 year 2 months)

  Basically, I get drunk and dream of strange combinations of lingerie and exotic meats to use as store specials. Like Blood Sausage & Teddy Tuesday. Panty liners 50% off. I know, it's deplorable.

• Sports Writer

  DL Newspapers

  (Newspapers industry)

  August 2001 — Present (7 years 6 months)

  They call a brother up. "Yo, Bob, will you cover so and so's game at such and such?" "Sure, dude." Then I go and try not to leer at the high school girls. I can't help it. They're just so...fresh.

Additional Information

Bob Williams’s Websites:

• My Blog

Bob Williams’s Interests:

Classic literature, the more dystopian the better, the ladies, the more brunette the better, and there's always seeking out personal fulfillment in a world and its occupants so full of themselves, the choice to seek is almost as ridiculous as being disappointed when one finds this silly place as advertised, so incredulously opposite of what it really is: an unfunny joke.

Bob Williams’s Groups:

I'm a misanthrope. The last thing I'm going to do is join a group or ass-ociation.

Bob Williams’s Honors:

Sancho Panza Adam "That Guy Can Outdrink Everyone" Award - 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007

Bob Williams’s Contact Settings

Interested In:

• expertise requests