Independent Music Professional
Bakersfield, California Area
Independent Music Professional
Bakersfield, California Area
I can make "computer" (a big calculator with lots of bugs) "programs" (big, inefficient equations) and play musical "instruments" (guitar, piano, violin, accordion, trumpet) and I am quite adept at "sales" (lying) and "management" (not working)
My goal is to have enough money to eat sushi every day, but not so much that I can get fat off of sushi.
I like sailing
(Non-Profit; Myself Only; Alternative Medicine industry)
February 1989 — Present (20 years 11 months)
I am big smarts in my behind-the-face cavity
(Privately Held; 10,001 or more employees; CPU; Retail industry)
August 2005 — July 2006 (1 year )
I was a salesy salesman and I merchandised faster than Jerry could dream of doing.
2001 — 2006
saltine crackers, chewing ice, tunnels, digging holes
I have been expelled by almost every group I have ever been a member of
When I was 13 I used to get really good grades