Ken Wehr

Current

Fashion Critic at Google, Inc.

Past

Viral Weapons Researcher at Logical Solutions, Inc.
Bar Connoiseur at Georgia Superior Networking (Self-employed)
Door Kicker at 3rd Ranger Bat., 75th Ranger Reg.

Fighter Pilot at Avance Technologies, Inc.

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Ken Wehr’s Summary

I've got dynamic synergistic paradigms coming out the hoo-ha. I build cross-functional teams using Six Sigma techniques on my lunch breaks. I woo stake-holders. All my dreams are lucid, and I plan them with Gantt charts. My action item list is always empty, because I'm THAT FAST. Ohh yeah.

Stats:

CHARISMA: 18
STRENGTH: 20
DEXTERITY: 19
CONSTITUTION: 18
INTELLIGENCE: 19
WISDOM: 20

Ken Wehr’s Specialties:

Keg stands, DNA sequencing, romance, competitive cup stacking, LOLCODE, refactoring stock performance prediction algorithms, minesweeper.

Ken Wehr’s Experience

Fashion Critic

Google, Inc.

(Public Company; GOOG; Apparel & Fashion industry)

February 2006 — Present (3 years 6 months)

Oh. My. God. Are you actually wearing *that* today? Your t-shirt totally doesn't even match your beanbag chair.
Viral Weapons Researcher

Logical Solutions, Inc.

(Privately Held; 11-50 employees; Biotechnology industry)

March 2003 — February 2006 (3 years)

I developed powerful [REDACTED] for use against [REDACTED]. Most of the resulting product was sold to [REDACTED].
Bar Connoiseur
Georgia Superior Networking (Self-employed)

(Self-Employed; Myself Only; Wine and Spirits industry)

September 2001 — February 2004 (2 years 6 months)

*hic*
Door Kicker

3rd Ranger Bat., 75th Ranger Reg.

(Government Agency; 501-1000 employees; Military industry)

February 1997 — June 2001 (4 years 5 months)

Shot at things, broke stuff, and blew shit up.
Fighter Pilot

Avance Technologies, Inc.

(Privately Held; Staffing and Recruiting industry)

June 1995 — January 1997 (1 year 8 months)

LASERS! PEWPEWPEW!