Please introduce yourself and your culture in the funniest way possible. (Target age group: 11yrs - 15yrs)
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Leonid L
Software Engineer at Linedata Services
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I am from Russia, where elephants come from ...
Alex F
† Professional Technical Leadership †
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I am a celebrity look-alike.
I just need to find a celebrity that looks like me.
Paul K
Feature film writer/director
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Though a California boy I am 100% Greek.
The blood of Achilles flows through my veins.
2000 years ago, I could have been Brad Pitt who played the part of Achilles.
Brian A
Deputy, Kenton County Detention Center
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It's doesn't matter who I am, but here is your pizza and coca-cola.
The song is Amerika by Rammstein.
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Yes, please sit there, while we shove our culture down your throat.
Glenn G
Looking for a new accounting opportunity in FL or NC.
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I remember a line from the play "Charlies Aunt"
"I am from Brazil, where the nuts come from."
Dave M
The WireMan ★ Wire names created at events & parties ★ Fantastic trade show booth traffic builder ♫ WireNames.com
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We're all human beings... that in itself is hysterical in itself... as we find so many ways to separate and hate each other...
... actually, that's not funny at all...
Shankar B
Writer, Artist, Thinker, Musician, & Oddball Innovator
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Angeline/
I'm Indian/
That's not funny.
~;o)
Keep well ~ Shankar
Heidi T
Independent Computer Networking Professional
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Hey, I'm Heidi, or "Mrs. T" and I'm here today because I've been around since color TV came to Fairbanks.
Judy K
"DO THE RIGHT THING." Quality Counts. Actively seeking Mainframe Applications Developer position.
I'm from Kansas. No, Derik, I don't know Dorothy. Do you know how often people from Kansas get asked about Toto?
(Got me lots of laughs.)
Amy S
Sole Proprietor, Stoller System Dialect Coaching & Design
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I'm from New York City. Yes, I take the subway. No, I've never been mugged - you can't believe everything you read in the papers or see on TV. Yes, I eat bagels and lox. No, I won't say "coffee" for you. Yes, I live in an Italian neighborhood. No, there is no one from the Mafia here. Yes, I love Central Park. No, I've never been mugged - I told you that before ...
Wanna buy a bridge? Fuhgeddaboutit!
Sahar A
Out/Inbound Marketing Consultant/ Cultural Diversity Coach/ Speaker- Motivational Speaker
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Hey Angeline:
I am from Egypt the country of the Pyramids where people think we still live in tents and ride camels
Sahar Andrade
